so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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