Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We need to get me chipped asap
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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