Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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