Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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