I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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