Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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