i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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