Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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