your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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