babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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