we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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