I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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