Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Acid is not a monday night drug
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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