a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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