Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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