question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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