just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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