You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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