So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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