My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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