It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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