Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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