idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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