I wish I only lived at night.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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