Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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