no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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