It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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