We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm always down for nudity.
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