worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have aggressive nipples.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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