franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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