do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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