in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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