I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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