Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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