I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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