I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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