im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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