i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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