I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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