no. you can't hotbox the world.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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