her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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