Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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