There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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