Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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