Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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