the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
are you so shy because you have an std?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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