there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize