he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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