i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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