Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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