Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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