I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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