fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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