Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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