you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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