been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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