awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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