And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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